when you are accosted as you try to enter your front door...it is time to move.
when marauders feel free to wait for you on your doorstep...it is time to move.
i've always felt safe in our area... and i like to think that i'm aware of what is going on around me and taking appropriate precautions for safety... we live in a fairly low-crime area...so even at night, i've never felt fearful... until tonight.... i may never be the same... it may be time to move.
tonight i came home...about 645....the front light was on...there was no one home.... i had my keys out---ready to enter my home... the dogs happily barking from the kitchen area in the back of the house... and then...
THERE HE WAS ....i stopped in my tracks....my breathing began to grow faster... i let out a gasp...
i couldnt get to the door.... i didnt know what to do....i stared at him---in his olive green--- i wanted to be able to identify him--- i picked up a stick and threw it.... he moved closer to my door.... i looked around for something bigger to throw...i yelled at him.... he mocked me with his silence... i found my LD Bell band booster sign----grabbed it....threw it at him---he jumped back...i picked up a brick---surely this would do the trick...i blocked his path and, in one swift movement, unlocked and opened the door ---madly dashing inside and closing it---locking it tightly----my breathing finally calmed down.
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This is Ace....wow its tiny....what a wimp
you are too funny mommy! You should move down to New Orleans, we eat frogs down here!
You had me going there for a minute. Glad you're safe.
That last post was supposed to show at the end, but it didn't work and now the moment is gone.
OK...Evidently there are some signs this program won't show. I'm trying to put a snicker in my comments, but I put the wrong symbols around it. Now, the joke has really fallen flat.
Hilarious! You totally had me freaked out for a minute though!
LOL You crack me up!
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You are the best at making a little story into a great big tale. You should write a book.
That was hilarious
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