this is me now


too pg-13 for my fb status---so i posted it here---where the readers already know me and wont be surprised that i find this HILARIOUS....and this title may very well be longer than the post!

A study has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.

For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest, with a cricket bat up his #^%!# rear-end while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected on this subject.

p.s.-----funny side story---my husband is in Cortez, CO visiting his mom for a few days---i tell him to read this post to her b/c i think she will find it funny...he calls me to complain that the font is too small---HOW OLD ARE YOU? 82? (OOPS---his mom is 81!)---so i laugh and say i will enlarge the font---he is reading it from his blackberry---anyway---i thought it was funny....and notice that i put this in the smallest font available! lol

1 comment:

eden said...

That was hilarious