this is me now


if you hate cryptic----dont read this

i'm gonna be upset in one week
i just know it
i've been anticipating being upset for a month
i tell myself "dont buy trouble"
---but i have a CREDIT CARD just for buying trouble---and its got no limit!
AND trouble is on sale right now....i'm pretty sure there is a federal program handing out free trouble...but i dont want free trouble---i like to let it simmer and stew and bubble (i've been watching too much food network)

so why would someone come up to me today (hint hint) and say
"Sister Jeppson, we'd like you to be upset next week."

and why would i say "thank you. i cant wait"
stay tuned


Princess Mommy said...

I will simmer in my crockpot of excitement for you! :)

Olivia Carter said...

Yeah, I don't like crypticness. But I understand why you gotta do it sometimes. :)

Mother of the Wild Boys said...

Man, I hate cryptic...but I still read this anyway! Arg!

Michelle said...

The suspense is killing me!