i'm gonna be upset in one week
i just know it
i've been anticipating being upset for a month
i tell myself "dont buy trouble"
---but i have a CREDIT CARD just for buying trouble---and its got no limit!
AND trouble is on sale right now....i'm pretty sure there is a federal program handing out free trouble...but i dont want free trouble---i like to let it simmer and stew and bubble (i've been watching too much food network)
so why would someone come up to me today (hint hint) and say
"Sister Jeppson, we'd like you to be upset next week."
and why would i say "thank you. i cant wait"